ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT A SHITTY BEARD!
Beards and me are not a good combination. Yet, I am going to keep growing this disgusting mound of scruff until I find some sort of gainful part- or full-time employment as a front end developer. This might be a threat of sorts (if that will help things).
Please, don’t let this happen. It’s not good for anyone.
Note to self: don’t ever do this again and please try to think of far less itchy idle threats.
